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Hi my name is Berlin. I may be ugly but I have a pretty neat blog. Les-b-Friends(◕‿◕✿)

lesbian: that girl is really cute
straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life